Uncle Richard’s Pecker Polisher Soap – Stroke of Luck Funny Soap for Men Naughty Stocking Stuffers for Dudes Gag Gifts for Guy Friends Willy Washer Dick Soap Circle Soap for Men Funny Divorce Gift$9.95
Brand: Gears Out
- A GLEAM THAT WILL MAKE YOU BEAM - Taking the appropriate measures to properly polish that pecker pays off in a clean you can be proud of. The boost in your confidence will leave a sparkle in your eye ... and elsewhere.
- GETTING CLEAN CAN BE A DELIGHTFULLY DIRTY JOB - Uncle Richard's Pecker Polisher Soap may require a little manual labor, but that special clean makes your efforts totally worthwhile. You'll be glad you did!
- A FEW STROKES OF GOOD LUCK WILL CHANGE YOUR MORNING - This lightly fragranced circle soap will start your day with a ... smile. Rise, shine, lather up, and let go!
- EVERY GIFT-GIVING OCCASION IS HILARIOUS WITH THIS FUNNY SOAP FOR MEN - Not only is this funny wiener soap a hilarious, naughty stocking stuffer, but it's an awesome gag gift for bachelor parties, birthdays, holidays, and even as a happy divorce gift.
- SIZE DOESN'T MATTER - MOST OF THE TIME - When Dick was designing this funny novelty gift for men, he wanted every dirty dude to enjoy the hygienic happies this willy washer delivers, so the Pecker Polisher is one size fits most!
Publisher: Gears Out
Details: Uncle Richard's World-Famous Pecker Polisher
Rise and Shine!
Uncle Richard's Pecker Polisher Soap turns your boring morning shower into a deeply relaxing, yet refreshingly exciting experience! Your once humdrum routine will truly be transformed into a genuine pleasure. As soon as Uncle Richard gifted the world this amazing wiener cleaner, shower times for men increased exponentially. Give it a go, and you'll see why numbers are up!
Getting really, really, super, extra clean has never felt so damn good!
A Stroke of Good Luck in Every Package
Gag gifts for guys have never been so stimulating. You can be certain every gift-giving occasion will have a happy ending! Slip the Pecker Polisher in as a naughty stocking stuffer or wrap it up for birthday, anniversary, or bachelor party. Any man would enjoy this unexpected stroke of luck!
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